And baby makes… 4…

Or 8, if you count the animals. We may as well. They cost damn near as much, and behave like children anyway.

Due date is September 21st-ish. Timing, as always, leaves something to be desired.

Stupid penis.

Just kidding… I’m actually stoked… and a little shell-shocked.

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House

Jon Stewart should be the mayor of someplace. Check this out. Brilliant.